Daily post: Simply the best of what – 2

DAILY PROMPT: SIMPLY THE BEST
NASA is building a new Voyager spacecraft that will carry the best of modern human culture. What belongs onboard?

OK guys, so listen up. It’s finally happening.
You mean…
Yeah. NASA’s sending out a new ship filled with stuff – some ‘Best of Modern Culture’ b/s – and we’re onboard. (Chuckles.) Bigtime! (Throws contract on table with triumphant slap.) Much as we like, with ammo and order forms. The sky’s the limit, eh?
(Loud guffaws.)
Wow! A whole new market!
Unlimited, far’s we’re concerned.
No petty regulations, no dumbass protests…
But what if…
Listen, Junior, FYI only, we’re funding this gig. There’ll be no what-ifs. Least none anyone hears about.
And we won’t just be ‘national’ anymore. We’ll be…
Inter-terrestrial? The IRA! Hey, that sounds good…

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