Toot Your Horn
Most of us are excellent at being self-deprecating, and are not so good at the opposite. Tell us your favorite thing about yourself.
I’m still alive. I think that’s pretty good. It would surprise a few people and all, if they were still around and still capable of being surprised. I can’t claim much credit for it, though. It’s more the luck of the gene pool and my grandmother’s cast-iron constitution.
Making my bed every day is pretty good too. I mean, I don’t have to. No one sees it except me, so if I left it all day exactly as it was when I rolled out of it this morning, nobody would be any the wiser. It might be a nostalgia thing, reminding me of a time long past when I was domestically efficient. Or it might be a piece of subconscious masochism, reminding me of a time long past etc…
But what I like most of all about me at the moment is that I have brown feet. Happiness is brown feet.