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So Johnny Depp and Amber Heard made their video of fake remorse for their Australian court appearance in absentia, and America rolled around pissing itself with laughter over the petty stupidity of this ‘proud island of exiled British degenerates… surrounded by sharks, kangaroos and blooming onions’: an island too cut off and naive to realise its quarantine laws are silly, and anyway do not apply to two dear little doggies owned by someone as famous as Johnny Depp.
But what can you expect of a country so backward it’s still free of a lot of the bugs, viruses and diseases in animals and plants elsewhere? So stuck in the past it doesn’t even want to belong to the grand global trade in pests, bugs and parasites?
It’s a shame, really. Great country ruined by the calibre of its inhabitants: too dumb to know what they’re missing, too devoted to their own priorities to tug their forelocks when they should, too far away with the pixies to realise that kicking out Johnny Depp’s dogs would make them the laughing stock of America.
Yeah. Funny thing, though. We’re pissing ourselves laughing as well. Just not for the same reason.