It really was purely by chance – coincidence, if you like – that only yesterday, I watched Velcro’s unique approach to their trademark problems, and today, my daughter’s word was ‘buckle’.
Anyway, here’s the result.
One two, buckle my shoe…
Excuse me? a buckle? Don’t know about you
But my shoes have Velcro – or would, except now
The company’s caught up in a copyright row
And we all have to say ‘hook and loop’. Kiss my arse!
I won’t be a part of this ludicrous farce.